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« on: February 02, 2010, 11:13:32 PM » |
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These works exist only in my mind and heart:
The Shortshank Redemption Good Height Hunting The Last King of Saarland Saar Wars A Tale Of Two Patients Oliver's Twists The Brothers Ilizarov
(minor explanation: the area where Prof. Betz works and where patients who stay in Germany live is in the small German state known as the Saarland)
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2010, 12:11:00 AM » |
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LOL at your list!!  I especially like the "Shortshank Redemption" tittle. Very amusing to me plus I really like the "original" movie as well. You must have too much time on your hands Scormus.  Midget
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2010, 09:45:17 PM » |
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Let's go on: Good Morning Lebach Broke Leg Mountain Short Man Walking Clicking Private Ryan Albizzia At The Gates The Betz Identity 
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8 cm on femurs with Albizzia (Dr. Betz)
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2010, 10:03:56 PM » |
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Haha this is great!
I could only think of just one sadly :(
No country for short men.
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2010, 10:15:14 PM » |
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Sinthoras, these are good, I especially like 3rd one and the last one hahaha. I can imagine the jailer crying out, "Short man walking!", as the patient makes his way through the prison LOL.
Aid its just one you have but HAHAHAHA. Indeed it's no country for short men especially Germany where even the guys who are 180 look relatively short!
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2010, 04:14:33 AM » |
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Great topic. I have to think of some when I have time.
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Every cm was TORTURE. Went from 158cm to 166cm in Beijing !!
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2010, 08:01:18 AM » |
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Painman starring Dustin Betzman. "I am a really good walker"
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2010, 08:30:03 AM » |
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Painman starring Dustin Betzman. "I am a really good walker"
You should write a screenplay!
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2010, 08:39:21 AM » |
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The Cairo Chainsaw Massacre 
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2010, 11:49:07 AM » |
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More info about the Shortshank Redemption:
Tagline: Short stature can hold you prisoner. Surgery can set you free.
A couple of memorable quotes Red (narrating): In 2010, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shortshank prison. All they found of him was an unwashed set of anti-thrombosis stockings, a bar of calcium, and an old pair of crutches handles damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six months to lengthen 8 cm with them. Old Andy did it in less than three.
Red: [narrating] I have to remind myself that some short men aren't meant to stay short. Their minds are just too bright.
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2010, 03:10:26 PM » |
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The Cairo Chainsaw Massacre  Best title so far. Fit to a tee.
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 11:30:47 PM » |
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My Left Ballerina Foot - Starring Daniel Day-Lewis
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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2010, 02:14:15 AM » |
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My Left Ballerina Foot - Starring Daniel Day-Lewis

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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2010, 05:46:12 PM » |
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The Hobbit
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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2010, 06:10:15 PM » |
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that was a book that was made...
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2010, 06:25:08 PM » |
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i know, but its still funny
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« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 12:50:28 PM » |
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Fight For This Height (Cheryl Cole)
Too much of lengthening can make you sick Even the good can be a curse Makes it hard to know how many cm. to do now Doing too much, proportions, hurt
Is it better? Is it worse? Is it too little - the reverse? It's just like we're going backwards I know where I want this to go Lengthen fast but let's go slow What I don't wanna do is too much, no
Just know that you're not lengthening alone There's always a place in me you can compare bone Whenever you fear that you'll lengthen too far Let's just go back, back, back, back, back to the chart
Anything that's worth having Is sure enough worth fighting for Quitting's out of the question When it gets tough gotta fight some more
We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this height We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this height We gotta fight, fight, fight, fight, fight for this height If it's worth having it's worth fighting for
Now every day ain't gon' be no picnic Height ain't a walk in the park All you can do is make the best of it now Can't be afraid of the dark
Just know that you're not lengthening alone There's always a place in me you can compare bone Whenever you fear that you'll lengthen too far Let's just go back, back, back, back, back to the chart
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